Happy Gay Christmas!

It’s Gay Christmas! Or as others call it Halloween… I thought I’d celebrate by posting some of my fab genderqueer Halloween costumes as a child.

Cowboy. It’s a classic.

I seem to be a baseball… maybe I just got hit by the bat, but I have a glove on? Kids are dumb.

Stegosauras. I’m pretty sure my Grandmother sewed that costume for me, that’s what I call talent.

Thomas Jefferson. May I draft your declaration of independence?

Ulysses S. Grant. For the north!

Mad scientist, complete with leftover grilled cheese on lab coat. Proud to say, I’m still scienc-ing it up to this day.